KUOE KYOTO

Time and space may operate strangely around cosmic events, but if you want a real black hole try getting into watches. See hours of your life and all of your money disappear, or save yourself the trouble, count the seconds on your Kuoe and shake your fist in the face of the laws of physics, knowing that for a humble price you have secured for your wrist one of the most effortlessly stylish top-quality timepieces on the market. Take that, space! Or Rolex, or whatever.